You walk through sheets of rain with the utmost confidence. Not a single drop will land on your thousand dollar suit. It’s as if you have a force field around you repelling every drop of H2O. Your bravado, well, it probably comes from that umbrella with the truly impressive circumference that you wield like a master swordsman. It’s obvious you are an expert at rain walking. You manage to walk quickly with careful steps and dodge every major puddle in stride. I’m impressed. And I’m jealous. And wet. It’s day two without an umbrella. Wrong move.